So I said to her I said


This is it, isn't it? Maybe
she said she teased
the muscle with her fork of course
I had to try again That's no
kind of answer I said it is
she said if you see it
her jaw moved so little when she chewed I can
play these games longer than you I said she
smiled yes
you can she said she
speared a piece of carrot
and bit it cleanly with her teeth
I know you can

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